some news that's hard to digest

"We have some news that may be hard to digest," said Joe last night at our pre-show gathering.
"Well, not for us," Tim added "Clive was pretty tasty."

That's right, last night it was made known that Clive (who turned out to be a girl) died and was eaten by our directors. Joe and Tim told a few of us - knowing most of the cast would freak out had they known Clive's fate. When Joe turned up with a much much bigger, much much more aggressive crab, however, people started to wonder. And thus, the cat was let out of the bag and the crab out of his nicely decorated tank.

This new (male) crab named by Courtney as "Petal" is crazy aggressive. Jo and I walked into see him and he basically tried to kill us from his tank. We can only pick him up with tongs - which he's latched onto with his gross mouth and wouldn't let go a few times.



Isn't it great that this is the most interesting thing happening to me right now?